cr00kedfingers:

ramones365:

what are cats even trying to do

I laughed at this for far too long.

(Source: iraffiruse, via theyoungcouple)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via memewhore)

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

(via theyoungcouple)

i-lost-my-heart-in-republic-city:

wolf-and-kitten:

This is so perfect

American Sex Education

(Source: alotofbeautyinordinarythings, via theprinceofnerds)

radstunts:

scraggay:

therealhamster:

scraggay:

handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself

you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo

i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point

this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet

(Source: terrakion, via theprinceofnerds)

(Source: unicornkween, via jodierobotxo)

starklady:

probably my fav game of thrones cap ever

(via niamhyisgreat)

goodcleanchristianfun:

cassbones:

Good reminder that every expert started out as an amateur

imageNot all of them

(Source: , via kingahkey)

systemofadowny:

sillyamericans:

systemofadowny:

Hello

Can I have you please

I am an animal, I cannot be contained.

yo, where did you get these sunnies? (sunglasses)